A few months back I was talking to a massage therapist. I’m a pretty curious person so I like to ask questions and the opinions of others. We broached the topic of acupuncture. She told me that there’s a pressure point in the ear that’s supposed to be really effective in eliminating migraines. Naturally, I just ran with the idea and took it to its hyperbolic conclusion.

No nuns were harmed in the making of this cartoon.