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Posted on 2016, September 82016, September 9

Ever wondered the same?

There’s a joke that goes something like this: There once was an old couple. The wife would always screen her husband’s intake of foods to ensure proper nutrition and weight. She had him on healthy foods (whole wheat, gluten-free, low carb, high greens etc type diet). If it were up to him, he’d eat terribly — all the fatty, salty, oily, sweet foods would be his main staple. Anyway, one day they both die in a car accident and find themselves in heaven where they’re greeted by an angel that brings them over to a long endless table of delectable foods as far as the eye can see. All kinds of fatty, salty, oily and sweet foods that he’s always enjoyed. He instructs them, “You can eat whatever and as much as your heart desires without getting fat.” The husband then indignantly turns to his wife, “If it weren’t for you, I could have been here sooner!!”

BTW, a new school term has started so back to work I go. The posts will probably be less frequent.

Have a great school year, students!

L

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2 thoughts on “Free Entree”

  1. Junky says:
    2016, September 23 at 6:25 pm

    ps. I like this cartoon

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  2. Junky says:
    2016, September 23 at 6:04 pm

    I heard a variation of that joke:

    An elderly couple die and go to heaven. The angel took them to a table covered in food as far as the eye can see, telling them they can eat as much as they can without any adverse physical effects. The man turns to his wife and says, ‘If it weren’t for your bran muffins I’d be here a lot sooner!”

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